Two hopeless losers try to make it big in the big city.

Meet Fish (a fish) and Chip (a bird), two down-and-out nobodies with big dreams and even worse instincts. In this debut issue, the duo fumbles their way through two disastrously dumb adventures:

• “Hunger” – Fish takes Chip to celebrate his grandpa’s birthday… at a suspiciously fancy seafood restaurant.

• “Self Defence” – After a series of humiliations, the boys hit the gym to toughen up—only to get beaten down by a group of elderly women.

A 12-page black & white zine packed with weird humor, emotional damage, and pure loser energy.